I got one!!! Well, three. This will be my second bag of crap. The last one contained an insulated beer pint glass, a rainbow-colored umbrella hat, and a camera bag.

Getting your hands on a bag of crap requires a number of strategies. They literally sell out in about 2 seconds. For example, the time it takes to click the link to buy 3 instead of 1 items might mean the difference between getting crap or nothing at all. I'd tell you more, but it would certainly interfere with my ability to score more crap in the future. ;)