Tuesday, July 25, 2006

How Not To Win a Million Dollars

Richard Hatch, the first Survivor winner, went to federal prison for failing to pay taxes on his Survivor winnings. Makes sneaking matches onto the island during Survivor All Stars look like a drop in the bucket.

If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. --Michael Bolton, Office Space


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