Al Franken on the Huffington Post
Over the weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man in Texas. Asked why he shot the man, the Vice President said, "Just to watch him die."
Seriously, it was an accident. There is nothing funny about the Vice President of the United States shooting a guy.
You know who's doing a "there but for the grace of God go I?" Scalia.
Bush is confused. He thinks Wittington is just fine. He thought he read a headline saying "Wittington Dodges Bullet."
Now, I imagine that Cheney and the President have hunted together. What would have happened if Cheney had shot the President? I think if he shot Bush this way, Bush isn't 78 and he's in pretty good shape, and he's kinda macho. I think he would've gotten up and shot Cheney back. And I think they would've started blasting each other like in a Tarrantino movie.
By the way, Cheney shouldn't be allowed to hunt again, should he? You get one of these, right? I mean he came very close to killing the guy.
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My favorite unfair and yet plausible rumor, hear from Franken, is the question of whether the Veep was drunk. Apparently he avoided talking to law enforcement long enough that a breathalyzer wouldn't be useful...
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